Sunday, June 7, 2009

Reply/Explanation!

HEYHEY
The following is a reply to a blog posted about a young man i used to know once upon a time. He was a well appropriated boy that when in the accompanyment of young riff raff would let his standards stoop to the level of those who surrounded him. In the following this young lad will be reffered to as " the boy in question" to protect the reputation of those this blog may incriminate.

I attended a social gathering a couple of weekends ago that included the company of many sorts. The boy in question was enjoying a few beverages that when kept on ice taste just that little bit better. He was partaking in a few games where the punishment for a wrong move included the consuming of whatever beverage was in place in front of him. As the night progressed the boy in question became further and further under the control of the beverage he consumed, it was taking over him like a beast on heat. The boy in question was finally able to get his " beast" under control and enjoy the night while conversing with others. Later on the boy in question was subjected to a copious amount of what seemed like a nice drink at the time but later came back to bite him on his very own ass. The boy had let his guard drop and his beast had been let free and was controling his body like a demonic possesion (can be seen on supernatural, mondays 9.40, its gooood programing). With the beast now in control the boy partook in some strange YET familiar sunbstance abuse and was taken to a level of complete unsobriety. He has informed me that there are parts of the night that he cannot recall but pictures and videos have proved his opinion wrong. However he ended up in the residents bathroom and was subject to actions of complete malice. The people undertaking in these actions were once believed to be the friends of the boy in question, but what the "FRIENDS" done to this boy made him question there loyalty. He informed later that if someone else was in that position he would have done the same but would have left out the whipping of the chux cloth.
Since that night the boy has recalled most of the events he partook in.
The boy in qusetion has since past away from a diagnosis of "Opprobrium" (def; Shamefull acts).
To wrap up this segment the boys final words were, and i quote
" I hate all my friends. there douches and they ripped my sweet undies. Tom or Tim (he couldnt quite get it right) did in fact touch a horses erect genitalia for 10 dollars and is yet to recive the money".
His will included 6500 go fuk ur own asses points for his close friends.
With his last courageous breath he uttered the words"John is a gay Irish sluz"